January 2010
118 posts
girlieshow:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Have a great one, guys!
December 2009
113 posts
girlieshow:
Jack: Instead of running everything I’m going back to my old job, so the standards department is telling me you can only say ‘cat anus’ twice during the show, but I’m gonna fight for you. You can say it three times. Cat anus! Cat anus! Cat anus! 03x05 Reunion
“Oh, I made up that slang! Because I thought, you know what? I’m absolutely going...”
– Tina Fey, on the girl slang in “Mean Girls” (via tinafeysays)
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
– Walt Disney (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
I miss their cafeteria scenes.
Meredith: And he just walked out. Without saying a word, he just walked out!
Cristina: Hunt won't even look at me, since he went all Apocalypse Now on me this morning.
Meredith: He had to get all scalpel happy up in that patient's brain, and now he can't face it!
Cristina: He thinks I'm - what? This wilting flower? Well guess what, I'm the strong one.
Meredith: Oh my god! I'm the strong one.
Cristina: You see, if I had that stomach cancer gene, I would get that gastrectomy. No problem. I face things, I don't walk away.
Meredith: Derek walks away. Maybe walking away is the answer?
Cristina: See it's not emotional, it's science. You have a problem, don't ignore it.
Meredith: Well, sometimes if you have to pee and you ignore it, it does go away.
Izzie: You guys are hilarious. I mean, do you even know what she just said? Or what she just said? (Meredith and Cristina look at each other) I can totally see you guys in fifty years, at a nursing home, just talking at each other with your hearing aids off. HI-larious. (grins) Ah...I love lunch.
This is why I love The Bailey.
Derek: Meredith kissed me. Addison kissed me. My wife and my girlfriend kissed me on the same day.
Bailey: Joe, do I look friendly to you?
Joe: Uh...you're a tiny little kitten full of love and joy. (Bailey gives him a look) What? He saved my life. (points to Derek)
Bailey: His first mistake. McDreamy, go sit by someone who cares.
Derek: Everything's gonna be fine. Addison's gonna go back to New York, Meredith and I are gonna start over, everything is going to be fine.
Bailey: You so damn stupid.
George: Hey you paged me?
Izzie: O'Malley! 'Sup, party dude? You wanna know what I did last night, George? I Googled recipes, spent the night with a search engine.
Liz Lemon: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack Donaghy: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
Russell Hantz is incredible.
Hands down, no questions asked.
But HOLD YOU HORSES, people. The real question is…
WHERE WAS JUSTICE WHEN WE NEEDED IT?! (He should’ve won, by the way.)
544. DRUNK PEOPLE WILL NOT HESITATE TO RUN OFF...
(via gotwisdom)
Jack: Lemon, today is the first day of the rest of your life, and what is the first thing that you need to do?
Liz: I have to break up with Dennis.
Jack: And why is that?
Liz: Because he wears shirts with the Looney Tunes embroidered on them. Because he cuts his own hair. Because that one little nice thing that he does, doesn't make up for the fact that I don't want to be seen with him in public.
Jack: And if you don't break up with him now?
Liz: He'll just keep showing up at work to sell beepers. He'll just keep calling my mother to borrow money. We'll just get more and more tangled up in each others' lives until I just can't even get away and we're just like...Oh my God.
Jack: That's right, he's the Rat King! And there's only one way to break up with a rat, you have to cut him off completely. You have to stuff your heart with steel wool and tin foil. You must be ruthless, you must be absolute. Remember always, you are the exterminator. Say it!
Liz: I am the exterminator.
Jack: Say it like you mean it!
Liz: I am the exterminator!
Jack: Louder!
Liz: I AM THE EXTERMINATOR!
Jack: Okay, not that loud. Shh. Shh. People are trying to work around here.
@cheia
Thanks for the follow! :)
“At his annual physical Sunday, President Bush found out he’s gained six pounds...”
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update (via tinafeysays)
“Did you say it? I love you. I don’t ever want to live without you. You...”
– Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy 5x24, Now Or Never
